Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?

Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.