Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!