Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

What do you call a broken snake?

A reptile dysfunction.