Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

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Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

He had a reptile dysfunction

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.