What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels :D

What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Where is your homework?

Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had

Mexican Kid Jokes More Mexican Kid Jokes

Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike?

Because it might be your bike.

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going