What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.