What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

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What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.