What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

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What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!