Cherry Jokes

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What does Joan Jett use when her lips are chapped?

Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry balm!

Which do Catholic priests like betterapples or cherries?

Neitherthey prefer boysenberries.

What is worse than a worm in a cherry?

Half of a worm in half of a cherry.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

What's red and has seven dents in it?

Snow whites cherry.

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?

Because it's always on a sundae!

What is in a virgin candy bar?

Cherries and nuts

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

by using a bottle opener

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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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About 6 hours.

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

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What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White?

Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!

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What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

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What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What is red and has seven little dents in it?

Snow White's cherry.

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She was feeling Sleepy.