Philadelphia Jokes

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

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What is Cersei Lannister's favorite American city?

Philadelphia, the city of brotherly love.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?

Must have been a duck family A duck family Didn't you say there was a quack in it !

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

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What did the tv say to the remote control?

you turn me on"

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

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What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

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What does a Muslim pirate say?

Allahu Ackbarrrrr!

Why do Muslim women not say amen?

Cause they say awoman.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

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Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm