His son with the xbox.
The guest of honor always shows up late!
About 8 pints
Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up
Jar Jar Binks
He turns off his Xbox.
The dashboard.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
Your bike.
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.