Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What band does a wannabe join?

Rock Band for the XBOX 360

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Aboriginal Jokes More Aboriginal Jokes

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.