Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What do you say when you see your TV floating in the middle of the night?

Drop it Ni**a (sorry for the offensive word)

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Why do they call it the XBOX 360?

Because you turn 360 and walk away!!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

Aboriginal Jokes More Aboriginal Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.