Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

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Why are there commentators for televised sports?

We can figure out what's going on live, but can't while watching it on tv

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

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Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.