Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

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What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the sailor ground his son?

His grades were below sea level

What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

Aboriginal Jokes More Aboriginal Jokes

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.