Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference....?

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Who is tall, orange-skinned, blatantly racist, should not be a politician, and makes everyone groan whenever he appears on TV?

Jar Jar Binks

How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What was Princess Diana's favorite thing about the Xbox 360?

The dashboard.

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Aboriginal Jokes More Aboriginal Jokes

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.