Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Who.. Plays The Guitar.. Boy: How Do i play the guitar ?

Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good ..... Boy : if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.