How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

What do you call a person who is outside a door and has no arms nor legs?

Matt

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Why did they invent the shopping cart?

To teach women to walk on their hind legs.

Black Eye Jokes More Black Eye Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What do you tell a woman with a black eye?

Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.