Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.
Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.
Because the door was ajar!
He goes nowhere.
They can't even.
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
Because telling them once wasn't enough.
ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.
