What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

What does a child with stickers have in common with a cocaine addicted DJ?

They both love to scratch and sniff. (sorry if it's a repost I'm not here often)

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

Mashed Potato Jokes More Mashed Potato Jokes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.