What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

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Sniff Jokes More Sniff Jokes

Why Do Kids In High school Take Art?

You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...

How do you drown a blonde?

Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

What do you call a group of 5 guys named Curtis that are all wearing matching suits?

A Curtis-y flush

Gravy Jokes More Gravy Jokes

What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Mashed Potato Jokes More Mashed Potato Jokes

What do you call an Irish milkshake?

Mashed potatoes...

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Nod Jokes More Nod Jokes

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!