What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

What does Sonic the Hedgehog wear when he goes to the beach?

A speedo