What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears?

Polar bears gather around the ice hole.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

What do an anorexic person and Sonic the Hedgehog have in common?

They both gotta go fast.