What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a bluebird and a elephant?

They both have wings, except for the elephant.

What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant?

About 5000 miles.

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What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common?

One prick...and it's all over.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

Hedgehog Jokes More Hedgehog Jokes

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

What's the difference between a BMW and a hedgehog?

On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.