Gravy Jokes

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

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What is a mortician's favorite side dish?

Gravy

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

What are you wearing?

ME: *nodding and sniffing myself* Mashed potatoes with gravy.

How do you keep your Thanksgiving guests from falling asleep on your couch?

Infuse the gravy with cocaine.