What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?

ah wait, i can't remember the rest :/

Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?

A: So brunettes can remember them.

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How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES