What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

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Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?

Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

How do you know if someone's an engineer without asking them?

Don't worry they'll tell you