What do you call a thirsty cow?

A watermeloin.. Don't worry, I remember where the door is.

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What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

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Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.