Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ?

Canon open the door then

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How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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They use a Chopin Liszt!

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm

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Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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All the extra cubholders.

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Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.