Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

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What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why does Gandalf prefer coupes?

Because other cars have Mordor.