Sauron Jokes

What kind of dog does Sauron have?

A La-Barad-dr

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What's Sauron's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Dewm

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

What connects the computers in Sauron's office?

A Tolkien Ring network.

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU