Why does granny have black eyes?

She was skipping without her bra

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What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.

Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

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What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

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Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.