Your granny
Power tools are found inside the Home Depot.
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
I mean, it is only hanging by threads...
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
Fabric softener.
She was skipping without her bra
Your grandma.