Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?

The rooster's primal urge is to cluck defiance.

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

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Whats the difference between Batman and a Blackman?

Batman can go into a store without robin....

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

What's the difference between herpes and friends?

I don't have any friends.

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What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long