Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

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Whats the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before

Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Herpe Jokes More Herpe Jokes

How do you make something go viral?

Herpes.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.