Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!

What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Whats a ducks favourite drug?

Quack cocaine

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How do you get herpes viral infection of the eye?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."