Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

A: He Apollo-gized.

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Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

How do you stretch your back?

I don't know." **shrugs*

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*