Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

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Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.

What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*