Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*
A: To find his rubber chicken.
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."
Better like this ... or better like this
I don't know." **shrugs*
They just couldn't sort things out.
Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.
