Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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How do you make Polish sausage ?

First you gotta find a retarded pig...

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

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What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger?

Shrugs.

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Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

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Why can't you reveal someone's private information online while flying?

Because that would be a para-dox.

Why do you hide behind a mask?

Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on.