How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

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What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Why couldn't Robin play cricket?

Because he lost his bat, man.

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What's worse than finding your dad's fleshlight?

Finding his blacklight.

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

How are women like snow?

They seem really cool at first but then you're sick of them after a couple days and no one wants to be driving when they're on the road

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How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.