Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

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Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral?

he's not a mourning person

Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade?

There were too many vets.

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Cellphone Jokes More Cellphone Jokes

How are children like cellphones?

If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Reception Jokes More Reception Jokes

Why did AT&ampT have the worst wedding?

No reception.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

Where do rabbits go after their wedding?

On their bunnymoon.