What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Whats got wrinkles and hangs out your undies?

Your granny

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

To get a filling!

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!