What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around here while I go on ahead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years?

Rye-ot

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What'd she want?

Me: nothing. Mgr: Where're all the donuts

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.