What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights?

Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What did the hopeless romantic baker say to the dough?

You're my life's devotion. I knead you!

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.