What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

What do you call a loaf baked in a zoo?

Bread in captivity.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Donut Jokes More Donut Jokes

What did the donuts do on their date?

They glazed into each other's eyes

What Do You See When Pillsbury Doughboy Bends Over?

Donuts

Dough Jokes More Dough Jokes

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Why did the baker bake more bread?

A: He kneaded the dough.