Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

South Jokes More South Jokes

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

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Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.