Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What do you call jokes about bread?

buns

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.