Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why doesn't NASA send cows to space?

Because the stakes would be too high.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

What kind of bread do Rednecks like?

Inbred

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What is the most popular dating website in the south?

Ancestry.com

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

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Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.