Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Previous Random Joke Next

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

What do you call bread baked in the south?

inbred

South Jokes More South Jokes

What do the South and the Sun have in common?

They Both Shall Rise Again!

Why Americans are so bad in geography?

They are taking the geography lessons from their Canadian neighbors in the south.

Good Sandwich Jokes More Good Sandwich Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

Why do rednecks make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.