I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
They turnip the beets!
The cow didn't make it.
Because the farmers milk them dry!
Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "
Because they crack under pressure.
He was in a dilemma.
