What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.