What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

What gives milk and has a horn?

A milk tank!

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer win an award?

because he was out-standing in his field

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.