What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

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Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer make a high-pitched gasp?

Because he was tired of the sigh-low.

What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the circuit arrested?

Because it was charged with battery!

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)