Dilemma Jokes

Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !