Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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What's a mathematicians worst nightmare?

An EULer spill

Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

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What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

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What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !