Why was the mathematician stressed out?

He was in a dilemma.

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Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians get if they stare at the roots of negative numbers for too long?

Square eyes

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Dilemma Jokes More Dilemma Jokes

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

What do you call cantaloupe flavored gum?

A: A Ty-lemma (pronounced like dilemma)