If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Because there horns don't work
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
She was trying to blow the horn
Doctors without boarders.
A rye-nocerous
A mountain gloat.
Cymbals have horns and others don't !
A A milk truck.
A eunucorn.
All the cows have horns
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I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
Aurochnophobia.
Because its horn doesn't work.
A milk tank!
You can only peel (peal) the banana once.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Afroturf.
How red their necks are.
It's very selective. Edit. My first time making a joke. I know I can't make a joke. This is not directed at anyone.
Lame.
A hot dog.
They steer them!
You belong.
Fortunately I belong to the remaining 1%
Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.
She went to the battered women's shelter
Lipstick
she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
There's no steering wheel in the back of the bus.
