Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

Why did the feminist get fired from Subway?

Because she refused to make a sandwich

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!