Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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What does a astronaut put in a sandwich?

Space Jam

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!