Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

How does Matthew McConaughey like his sandwiches?

On rye on rye on rye.

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!