Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!