Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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What do you call the electronic process of making a sandwich?

A sub routine.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!