Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi