What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

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What did the conformist say to the Guru?

You make me Sikh!

Where does a guru get his sandwiches?

New Delhi

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Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What's your favorite game if you wear a turban?

Hide-and-Sikh