How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

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How can you tell if a person's a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

How did the Hulk's mind blow?

Somebody threw a bone very far and Hulk yelled "HULK GET IT! HEY WAIT."