How do you know whether somebody is a vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

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How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

Why do so many Australian men experience premature ejeculation?

Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.

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How do you know when a vegan gets to the party?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

How do you know if someone's from Texas?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.