Why is a horny walrus the same as a Tupperware enthusiast?

They're both looking for a tight seal

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What does a walrus have in common with tupperware?

They both like a tight seal

What does Tupperware and a walrus have in common?

They both like a tight seal

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Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.