How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

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How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert?

A: A pork chop.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!