How many pork chops does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know it's lard to tell.

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

How do you know if there's an athiest on a reddit thread?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, we just swap out your whole house

How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

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What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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How do you tell a rabbit from a gorilla?

A rabbit doesn't look like a gorilla.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?

Pork Chop!