Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.
A cannibal
Four. One to change the bulb and three to make a t-shirt about it.
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
Same guys who did Circuit City
The Master Baiter.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
A contemplate
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.