Contemplate Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

How's life?

she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

What's a life without units?

Unmeasurable.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence

What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

How can you tell someone is a vegan, cross fitter, or an atheist?

alt) Make a joke about them, and then they'll get real offended.

Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes More Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac Jokes

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

Alto Sax Player Jokes More Alto Sax Player Jokes

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.