Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
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A contemplate
Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
Because they pee on poles.
You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.
A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.
You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.
If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.
Henopause
F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver
Because he was Uber busy.
One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
What are you talking about? The bulb is fine.
