Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

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What are golfers afraid of?

The bogey monster

How many golfers does it take to change a light bulb?

FORE!

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common?

Neither has a Seoul

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What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)