Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

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Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

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How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.