What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

Car Door Jokes More Car Door Jokes

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

Chauffeur Jokes More Chauffeur Jokes

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.