Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What kind of jokes do filipinos make?

Punny ones

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What do condoms prevent?

Minivans.

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Blonde Turn Jokes More Blonde Turn Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

Why do police officers sleep with two rocks near their bed?

With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!