Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

You might also enjoy:

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

A: Because he can't see through the wall.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Whatcha inventing?

I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."

What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas

What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

How do you make a cat woof?

soak it in gasoline and light it on fire... WOOF!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What does a Jedi use to open files?

Adobe-wan Kenobi

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition