Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"

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How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

What's the difference between a golf ball and a G spot?

A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

Slide Jokes More Slide Jokes

Why did the Canadian cross the road?

Because that's the direction his car was sliding.

Which one slides off first?

The one with the lowest mew.

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?

ISIS

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.