Car Door Jokes

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

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How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning?

By opening the car door.

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you?

A chauffeur.

How does a blonde turn on the light after making love?

Opens the car door.

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What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

Minivan Jokes More Minivan Jokes

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What's the difference between this morning and your wife?

I'm not coming in *this morning*"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a reptile that loves putting things in groups?

a segreGATOR

What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.