What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen