What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

How did they light their cigarettes?

One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light