What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What kind of ant can you colour with ?

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What kind of bee can never be understood?

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen