What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

A dead end.

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What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

Why would Gabe Newell be a good president?

Because then World War 3 would never happen