How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

What are red heads good for?

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Why should you always knock on your fridge door before opening it?

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What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.