How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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Why do Italian men grow moustaches?

They want to look like their mothers.

Why Did the Italian Go to the Sauna?

For a self'a steam.

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What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.