How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

What do you call an Italian suppository?

Innuendo.

Where do impoverished Italians live?

In the spaghetto

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red