How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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Who's there ! Brighton ! Brighton who ?

Brighton-der the light of the moon !

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

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What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

Dynamite Jokes More Dynamite Jokes

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

What do you call it when you feed a stick of dynamite to a steer?

Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)