How do Italians light their dynamite?

With a fuse-illi.

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How many suh dudes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None 'cause it's already lit, fam.

Why is it fun to play with matches ?

They're lit.

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What's a specimen?

An Italian astronaut :-D

What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

A spaghetto

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Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.