What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.

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What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

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What's the dumbest animal in the desert?

The Polar Bear

What do polar bears have for lunch ?

Ice burger !