What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop. I'll show myself out.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's a polar bear?

A rectangular bear after a cordinate transform.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !