What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.