What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

Why did the eskimo spend 3 hours arguing with the return counter?

Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's a Polar Bear's favourite soup?

A laksa.

What's worse than a polar bear?

A bi-polar bear.