What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

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What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.

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What's a polar bears favourite pasta?

Penguini!

Where does a polar bear keep his money?

In a snow bank.