What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

How do you make a Sea Lion?

You remove an electron from a Seal!

How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !