Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How have you got that body?

I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."

How many vampires does it take to open the Curtain on Daylight?

Just one with depression.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.