Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why does Helen Keller only masterbate with one hand?

She needs the other to moan.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why don't gypsies use condoms ?

They have crystal balls so they see it coming.

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.