Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

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What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet.

What did the closed can say to the half opened can?

YOU'RE BEING UNCANNY!

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.? In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But. . * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached