Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

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What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper?

You only need one nail to hang the painting.

What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow?

Hey pal, you just need to branch out more.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call a condom full of money?

Johnny Cash.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.