Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

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What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

Why did the dog go into the church?

The doors were open.

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How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ?

Belle-t up and open this door !

What physical trait does a shapely woman who studies statistics have?

Belle curves.