Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.

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What is best potato?

Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories.

What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

Cab Driver Jokes More Cab Driver Jokes

Whats a cab drivers favorite song?

Livin' on a fare!

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

Why was the cab driver contemplating his life?

Because he had nothing to chauffeur.