How's your visit in North Korea?

A: Can't complain ...

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What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?

It was his only chance to see an Oscar

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How is life in North Korea?

I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.

How's it like living in a totalitarian regime?

Can't complain.

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What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.