Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

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What does Kim Jong-un have in common with gingers?

No Seoul.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il