Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

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Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.