Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

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Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

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What is the national sport of North Korea?

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea