Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea?

He did some seoul searching.

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Why are there no Motown artists from North Korea?

Because they have no Seoul.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.