Why is North Korea so depressing?

Because it ain't got no Seoul.

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

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Why is North Korea so lame?

It's got no Seoul.

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.