What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

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Why is North Korea so evil?

Because it's got no Seoul!

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

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What is mitosis?

Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

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How to keep idiot waiting?

I'll tell tomorrow.

How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.