What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.