What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music?

They both ain't got the same Seoul.

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs