South Koreans Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What did the American WWI vet say to the angry German veteran?

Can't we just let Argonne's be Argonne's?

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why did Shrodinger's girlfriend dump him?

Because she didn't like his lack of commitment

How are men like noodles?

They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

North Korea Jokes More North Korea Jokes

What's the best thing about North Korea?

The traffic.

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public erection

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the doctor say to the midget waiting in the lobby?

You're just going to have to be a little patient.

What do Italians do when they're waiting for somthing?

They pasta time.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!