South Koreans Jokes

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

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What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

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Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What is the ardent task of searching for a new wallpaper called?

Running a Backgroud Check.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

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What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

Global Warming Jokes More Global Warming Jokes

How do they calculate global warming?

Al-gore-ythms

How many Global Warming nutjobs does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.