What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

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Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

Why does James Brown like South Korea?

Because its got Seoul.

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What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"