What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"

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Why does everybody like South Korea more than North Korea?

Because North Korea has no Seoul.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

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Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

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Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.

What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar?

Cis-Alpine Gaul.

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Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What did Shang Tsung say after conquering South Korea?

Your Seoul is mine!"