South Korean Jokes

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?

Because they don't have Seoul.

Impeach Jokes More Impeach Jokes

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What happened to the tyrannical peach?

He got impeached!

Global Warming Jokes More Global Warming Jokes

What does the future hold?

Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.

What if aliens are responsible for global warming?

And this is just their way of breaking the ice.

Search Jokes More Search Jokes

What did the aliens say, when they came to earth in search of soda pop?

Take me to your liter!

What does the Farmer say when he is searching his shovel ?

Where is my shovel

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What is one item which has never been affected by inflation?

Deer's Balls There are always under a buck

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a black guy who flies a plane?

A PILOT, YOU RACIST!

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

What's the difference between Ann Coulter and shooting arrows at lovers?

Shooting arrows at lovers is a Cupid stunt.