South Korean Jokes

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane?

A pilot you racist

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's the definition of eternity?

Four blondes waiting at a four way stop.

What broke?

opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

What did the deer say to its lover?

You are very "deer" to me.

What did one lesbian vampire say to her lover?

see you next month.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers?

Because they won't hold a public erection.

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

South Koreans Jokes More South Koreans Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

What is a south Koreans favorite fruit?

An impeach.

North Koreans Jokes More North Koreans Jokes

Why don't North Koreans go to heaven?

because they have no Seoul

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.