South Korean Jokes

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

What do North Koreans lack that South Koreans do not?

North Koreans have no Seoul.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Seoul Jokes More Seoul Jokes

What's the problem with North Korea?

It has no Seoul!!

Why is North Korea so cruel?

Because it doesn't have a Seoul!

Impeach Jokes More Impeach Jokes

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How do you call a black man flying a plane ?

A pilot.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...

North Koreans Jokes More North Koreans Jokes

Why don't north Koreans listen to funk?

Cos they've got no Seoul! Thank you very much.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

North Korean Jokes More North Korean Jokes

How do you stop a North Korean tank?

Shoot the guy driving the cardboard box.

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

South Korea Jokes More South Korea Jokes

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.