South Korean Jokes

What does a South Korean call their lover?

Their Seoul Mate.

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What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?

South Korean BBQ has more Seoul

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man?

Ten minutes.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Early Morning Jokes More Early Morning Jokes

What's white and covers the road in the early morning?

Employed people.

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

North Koreans Jokes More North Koreans Jokes

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.